9 Secret Facts Behind Your Favorite Television Shows That Will Shock The S**t Out Of You
By Simba The Comic King
No matter how entertaining or not so entertaining a TV show may be, you can count on the fact that there is a story behind the show that will change your this-is-a-pile-of s**t perception about the show. Whether it's a future psychiatric patient masquerading as a pop star making an appearance on the show or graffiti artists taking revenge on the walls of a bigoted TV series there is always that one story behind the show that will make you utter the holy incantation, "What the F**k, f**kety f**k?!" But of course no one really says that....
No matter how entertaining or not so entertaining a TV show may be, you can count on the fact that there is a story behind the show that will change your this-is-a-pile-of s**t perception about the show. Whether it's a future psychiatric patient masquerading as a pop star making an appearance on the show or graffiti artists taking revenge on the walls of a bigoted TV series there is always that one story behind the show that will make you utter the holy incantation, "What the F**k, f**kety f**k?!" But of course no one really says that....
Ramsay Bolton Was Almost Jon Snow
You know that dude in Game Of Thrones who finally got what
was coming to him in season six? That guy whose guts everyone loves to hate?
That diabolical fiend that finally got those same guts eaten by his own hounds?
If your answer is the dwarf guy then I don’t think we are watching the same TV
show. Iwan Rheon who plays Ramsay Bolton was almost cast as Jon Snow. Dubbed by
fans as “the actual worst character on television,” Rheon originally auditioned
for the part of Jon Snow but one of the producers must have looked at him and
said, “I hate this dude’s guts, why don’t we cast him in a role where he’ll be a
sadistic bastard whose guts are gonna be eaten by his own dogs in season six?”
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| "Well at least I didn't get to play a brother who f**ks his sister." |
Some Scenes From Prison Break Were Shot In One Of the World’s
Most Infamous Serial Killer’s Cell
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| "The look on your face when you are in a cell that belonged to a killer clown...but then this is how I always look." |
Lady Gaga Appeared In The Sopranos When She
Was Fifteen
Before hearing voices in her head, having her
pee turned into perfume, eating a mouse
onstage, having a feud with Madonna, touring with a circular piano, naming her
dog Morga, Queen of the Undead, wearing a meat dress and all the other crazy
bat s**t that will need a separate article for, Lady Gaga, believe it or not, was
once a little girl. When she was fifteen she made a guest appearance…no wait,
f**k no…considering she wasn’t famous then to put it in more brutally honest
terms, she was a f**kin’ extra for an episode of the Sopranos. The episode was
titled "The Telltale Moozadell," and I’m sure that was because in her
extra role, you could already Telltale that this girl is gonna be a deranged
meat dress wearing diva one day and whatever the f**k a Moozadell is.
Before Heisenberg hung out with Jesse Pinkman, he did that with Jerry Seinfield….and he isn’t the only one. A good number of Breaking Bad’s cast appeared on Seinfield from Anna Gunn who starred as one of Jerry’s girlfriends, Bob Odenkirk, Jessica Hecht, Larry Hankin and many f**kin’ more at one point in time appeared on the sitcom, you’d almost think Seinfield is a prequel to Breaking Bad as well as an Illuminati conspiracy theory. Which brings us to our next secret fact...
Walter White Was A Power Rangers Fiend
Bryan Cranston who the world came to know as the evil meth cooking genius, Heisenberg is one dude who deserves a Persevering-Til-I’m-Old-As-F**k award sticking to his passion for only getting his big Break (bad) when he was in his fifties. Before that he starred in a lot of obscure roles but since this is a comedy blog we had to look for the funniest, if you are looking for motivational crap to keep you trying your luck as a rapper until you are fifty…wrong site. Cranston did voice work for the Power Rangers, voicing at least two villains (see below) not only that but many years later he found out that one of the rangers was named after him, Billy Cranston was his name and the color of his costume is the same color as Heisenberg’s meth.
The Biggest Loser Had More Successful Marriages Than The
Bachelor and The Bachelorette” Combined
Who says being fat is bad for you? The Biggest Loser which
ended in season 13 a few years ago,
proved that being fat increases your blood pressure but it also
increases your chances of meeting the man or woman of your dreams. We call
this, a fat chance. The Biggest Loser
has given birth to more successful marriages than The Bachelor and
Bachelorette, which as you may have noticed by the name of the show, the aim is to
produce more successful marriages than a show about losing weight. The Biggest Loser to date has three
successful marriages under its’ tight belt, Matt and Suzy Preston
who met on the 2005 season of the show , Amy Hildreth and Marty Wolff, Stephanie Anderson and Sam Poueu who met on
the Biggest Loser finale.
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| "Look on the bright side girls, if we don't lose weight at least we all get a nigga husband." |
Sarit Fishbaine diagnoses herself after watching Grey's
Anatomy
If your mom ever snaps at your 35 year old a** for not
looking for a job and spending all day and watching too much TV instead, just
tell her about Sarit Fishbaine, a 35
year old woman who found out she had breast cancer before it was too late
thanks to an episode of Grey’s Anatomy. A doctor had initially told her that it
was nothing, possibly just some buildup in her milk ducts (this guy obviously
hadn’t watched any Grey’s Anatomy at all). Six months after that good for
nothing breast exam, she watched episode five of season three depicting a young mother at Seattle Grace Hospital whose doctors misdiagnosed her breast cancer
for milk collecting in her breast.
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| "Who needs a medical degree when you can watch Grey's Anatomy?" |
Episode of Homeland included Arabic graffiti protesting the
portrayal of Muslims
While most may agree that revenge is a meal best served
cold, graffiti artists, Heba Y. Amin, Caram Kapp and Stone will tell you that
revenge is graffiti best sprayed on Homeland set walls. In a 2015 episode of
Showtime’s hit TV series, Homeland, those who could read Arabic noticed
something slightly off about the graffiti on the walls. The messages read,
“Homeland is racist,” “There is NO Homeland,” "Homeland is NOT a
series," "Homeland is a joke, and it didn't make us laugh" and
"Freedom ... now in 3D." The graffiti artists responsible were
lashing out at Homeland’s portrayal of Muslims. The messages skipped right past
the producers of the show who probably adhere to a strict
no-Muslim-grafitti-artist-hiring policy by now.
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| "What a dope idea! I should have sprayed graffiti on the World Trade Center." |
American Idol Get More Votes Than American Presidents
29 year old Taylor Hicks who won the 2006 edition of
American Idols will safely confirm that, “Ain’t US president got shit on
him….even if he does have a Trump card.” Hicks got 63 million votes in a single
night which is more than President Bush received 62 million votes, according to
the Committee for the Study of the American Electorate, the highest number of
votes for any US president. Even though the one significant difference between
presidential polls and Idol polls is that for the latter you can vote as many
times as you freakin’ want, 35% of American Idol voters believed their vote for
an idol counted more than their vote for president.
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| "HAHA! You mean I'd have won if I'd entered Idols instead?!" |
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